Tuesday, August 15, 2006

SABBATICAL & RESPITE


Until further notice, Mel is on sabbatical in the deepest darkest jungles of Southern Tibet. Here Mel will strive to obtain "Oneness and Enlightenment".

Mel says,"I wanted to go to Disney Land......"

Monday, August 14, 2006

RAPTURE OR MEL

Recent encounters with the wild things in Mels life have sparked an interest in the origin of life. Mel pictured here has been rubbing elbows with a bird of another feather. Mistress Falcon.

Mel says," To coin a phrase, Birds of a feather, .....flock together! They are never seen at the Black Kettle shaped Outback!"

Sunday, August 13, 2006

WILL NOT ACCEPT DEFEAT

With a new determination, Mel tells the world that he will NOT accept defeat! There is no room in his life for anything but success.

The opinions of others will be set aside for further assessment at a later date.

Mel knows what is right and will strive to do just that.

Mel knows whom he can trust, whom he can't, And why he shouldn't Take it personally.

Mel has feeling of control over his destiny...

Mel has a friend who always makes him Laugh... And one Who lets him cry... Mel can do good things and be proud.

Mel says,"I wish the best for everyone. My success is in no way inhibiting others from their success. "

Saturday, August 12, 2006

FILLED WITH CONFIDENCE

Mel is full, with the power to continue his life filled with the knowledge that he is on the right path.
A path to freedom from persecution, mistrust, dishonesty and integration . Mel is confident that his life will only get better from this point on.

Looking around to find the way out,

Mel says,"Was there anything that I could have missed here?"

Friday, August 11, 2006

TRANSFORMATION

Mel feels a warm soothing wave of confidence pass over him. He feels good, like a warm light has settled within him. A feeling that he should continue to stand up for what he feels is right.

Mel says,"Glamour will be my new disguise."

Thursday, August 10, 2006

AUDIENCE WITH THE POPE

Mel is granted an audience with His-Majesty the Pope.
Seen here, the Pope is intensely listening to Mel's situation. Reassuring as the Pope looks, Mel is still skeptical about the outcome of his future. Mel does all the talking and the Pope just listens.

Mel says,"Does this relationship seem one sided?"

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

PARANOIA OR CONSPIRACY

Mel felt the need to get some advice from the Pope. He travels to what he considers Rome to seek out the Pontifical wisdom of words. But before he can ask for an audience with Pope Peter-John-Paul-Mary (Jefferson Airplane's?), he hears something that has him wondering if capture is close at hand.

Mel says,"If only I had taken a different route!"

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

STANDING FIRM

Mel stands firm on his decision to remain at-large. Getting to a high spot in the yard, gives Mel an advantage. Mel can see all sides. Hopeful that some day Mel's point of view will be taken into consideration.

Mel says,

"My head's on the block now. Only the higher powers that be can save me."

Monday, August 07, 2006

TIME TO GET TOUGH

Mel makes a break for it. He is able to release himself from the bondage of bars and is found standing on a Rhubarb leaf with a stern look on his face!

Mel says,"Looks like I am going to be on the lamb from the justice department for the rest of my life."

Sunday, August 06, 2006

LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT

Mel, wants to find a way out of this situation. Contacting his agent has not produced results. Mel does not think singing the blues will help, but will give it a try.

Mel says,"The key to ones success is
in this grass some where."

Saturday, August 05, 2006

POLITICALLY INCORRECT

Mel, pictured here, has been incarcerated.

Mel feels he has been unduly accused. There has been an infarction and infringement of his civil rights.

(infarction-as in myocardial)

Apparently, speaking ones peace to the world is not with out consequences.

Mel says,"With time, comes healing and hopefully,.... The Full Meal Deal!"

Friday, August 04, 2006

PUBESCENCE

Mel is back to the farm. Carries with him the knowledge that all chickens were created equally. That family sticks together through thick and thin. That a chickens word is honor, integrity, and truth. That to help your neighbor is to help your self. That there is such a thing as KARMA. What goes around comes around. That age is no excuse for rudeness. That sometimes ya just have to let it go.


Mel says,"Life, is a hard lesson to learn!"

Thursday, August 03, 2006

SEARCHING FOR THE TRUTH

Sister Melba Mel finds that the life of a nun is not all that it is made out to be. There are so many chores. Scrubbing the rectory floors with a tooth brush was just to much.

Mel wants to go home and continue to participate with life on the farm. Hazardous as it may seem anything would be better than wearing a habit!

Mel says,"Doesn't the back of my head look lovely?"

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

LISTEN UP !


Mel wants to make it perfectly clear that he is NOT going to accept ANY invitations for dinner, lunch or breakfast from ANY one!

Mel says,"I have found my calling. I am going to become a NUN."

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

MEL-BA TOAST ?


Mel takes the indirect approach by looking between his legs to scare off the toast. Mel suspects that a turn for the worse(not liver-worse either) is about to happen!

Mel says,"Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer!"