Wednesday, August 09, 2006

PARANOIA OR CONSPIRACY

Mel felt the need to get some advice from the Pope. He travels to what he considers Rome to seek out the Pontifical wisdom of words. But before he can ask for an audience with Pope Peter-John-Paul-Mary (Jefferson Airplane's?), he hears something that has him wondering if capture is close at hand.

Mel says,"If only I had taken a different route!"

2 comments:

Lilly said...

What?? Mel is seeking advice.. and you are still talking about thighs? Poor Mel, you don't have any compation for is plight!

Anonymous said...

I called the pope, and, boy is he pissed. Mel should have followed the route that was laid out to him before.
Warmth was awaiting him in the outback.