Saturday, August 05, 2006

POLITICALLY INCORRECT

Mel, pictured here, has been incarcerated.

Mel feels he has been unduly accused. There has been an infarction and infringement of his civil rights.

(infarction-as in myocardial)

Apparently, speaking ones peace to the world is not with out consequences.

Mel says,"With time, comes healing and hopefully,.... The Full Meal Deal!"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I shall picket the court house with "Free Mel" signs. Poor innocent Mel.

Anonymous said...

Does this prison have an exercise yard and full set of weights?
We don't want fatso chicken dinners here.

Lilly said...

Chicken weights: 1.5, 1.75, 2.3, 3.00, and occasionally 3.5pds.

Lilly said...

Mel's diner has been done, I think.
Mel doesn't want to be in the food chain business at all. I think after his trials and tribulations, Mel will become a oyster shucker.