MODEL SHOOT - TAP DANCE

After posing for the Slim-N-Trim, Mel's notoriety has caught the eye of other potential advertisers. This was taken for an ad to promote EGGzotic Dance.

Mel says, "As long as I don't have to do ballet. I am NOT wearing a tutu!

MODEL SHOOT- IN THE DARK

Mel has gotten a job with a model company. It does not have anything to do with food marketing. He is pleased to be working with this company.
"Slim N Trim"

Mel says,"I pose for chicken feed!"

MEL HAS FOUND A FRIEND?

Mel checks out his new friend. Not sure as to what it is, Mel is careful not to wake it.

Mel says,"And in the end it is not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years."

Abraham Lincoln

CHICKEN & MUSTARD ?

It looks as though Mel's agent has sent another food product for Mel to test out. Mel may be looking for another agent soon if things don't change.

Mel says,"Anyone who has never made a mistake, has never tried anything new."

Albert Einstein

COOKED BY MY CELL PHONE

Mel is calling his agent to report the abusive ad types sent his way. Mel wants to start a new line of advertising in the line of peaceful slow lane life styles.

Mel says,"What was that number again, 1-800-YOU-COOK?"

ANOTHER PLOT TO OPPRESS THE CHICKEN

Mel is beginning to realize that the world outside is not ready for his kind. (not that he knows what that is yet) Mel is surprised by what he hears within the chicken nuggets at his/her feet.

Mel says,"One should protect one's friends. Don't let chicken nuggets become scrambled."

MEL IN MORNING

Two of the Three Amigos passed over last night. Mel is saddened but knows they are in a better place now. 07-17-2006 to 07-21-2006

Mel says,

"It is better to have loved and lost, then to never have loved at all."

CHICKEN - POT - PI ... ?

Mel received an offer to pose for a Mathematical whiz, restaurant owner, Ph.K.F.Crisporiganl.

Mel says, "Hmmm...Do those initials look familiar to anyone else?

CHICK OR STEAK SAUCE

Mel says, "I am putting my best foot forward with A1 Steak Sauce!"

FLOATING IS GOOD

I still have no idea as to what I am doing.

SINK OR SWIM

Mel says,

"It is always good to keep one's head above water."

GROWING UP MEL

Olive or Mel ?

Mel just fits into a Margarita glass this morning. No salt on the rim for Mel.

Mel says,

"The only way to drink your breakfast is from a Margarita glass."

BREAKING NEWS - FROM THE CHICKEN YARD

July 15, 2006 - Mel's Birth in progress

This is little Mel on his/her birth. Only hours into this world. I am glad to say that Mel, HAS bones! Only Hairy Potter will understand this one.

Mel's parents live in a modest chicken community. Mel's mom and aunt were arguing over who Mel belonged to and in the squabble, Mel was cast out of the nest.

Upon hearing Mel's desperate peeps for help, I rushed to the nesting area and scooped up the little helpless critter.